What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?